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notdannyphantom:

Dude, as a kid, i used to be  like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

jinxedmaya:

hahahah why did she grab her purse first? she didnt even use it to attack him.

jinxedmaya:

hahahah why did she grab her purse first? she didnt even use it to attack him.

alltimejackalow:

You can’t tell me “Seven Things” by Miley Cyrus about Nick Jonas wasn’t the holy grail of shade to your childhood. 16 year old Miley was breaking a guitar hero guitar, having close ups of her fiddling with his diabetes necklace, and scribbling out faces of Nick in photos of her and him all throughout that video. Disney Channel was a wild ride when Niley broke up.

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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bestnatesmithever:

perzadook:

POST # 15,000

The secret to a good high five is to watch their elbow

yaesthetic:

rca-pwnage:

yaesthetic:

tell me im cute then fuck me

I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”

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wingscanspeak:

Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up!image

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There we go children. If you find my body call the police.

vinebox:

at the function like..

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that